MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my afternoon dose of coffee like a human depends on oxygen. Truly, the concept of starting my day without it causes me unease. Black doesn't matter much, as long as that bold flavor hits my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am a creature of routine, and that tradition is my morning